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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."

"The invention of the wheel was revolutionary. The lightbulb was a brilliant idea, and the rocket's invention is simply out of this world."

"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"

"Me: theres a man outside fighting with water Wife: the neighbour? Me: yes Wife: is he in the pool? Me: yes Wife: again, its called swimming"

"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"

"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."

"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."

"Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E I E I O....."

"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"

"In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican. In the bathroom European."