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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"

"GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent"

"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."

"Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out."

"Why did the depressed chicken cross the road? To get to the other side :("

"Why does Donald Trump love all colors? He heard all colors add up to white."

"I took a girl to Fight Club. Terrible place for a first date. We had nothing to talk about."

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."

"I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal... ..turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before."

"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."