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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
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"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."
"""I probably shouldn't have said that out loud"" -a biography"
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need it to skydive twice."
"Not having tattoos is suddenly a great way to express your individuality."
"""It's gonna taste really good."" - excerpt from the guide What To Expect When You're Expecting Pizza"
"murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."
"I'm sorry I punched you when you said ""Facebook me"". I thought you said ""Face punch me""."
"I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it"