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Joke of the Day

"I once swallowed two strings and they came out tied together. Yeah, I shit you knot!"

"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."

"""I want u so badly"" - Scrabble players with a q in their rack."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."

"What's the difference between the stock market and women? With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out."

"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."

"What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor? My erection."

"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."