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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture"

"I used to want to be a banker.... but I lost interest."

"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"

"How Stevie Wonder looks at his life... 'Rather blind than black'"

"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."

"The mohel Q: Did you hear about the short sighted mohel? A: He got the sack."

"If you're dying, and have recently lost your car keys, take the opportunity, as your life flashes before your eyes, to try to spot them!"

"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."

"Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping"

"What do you call a man with one arm? Hand Solo"