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Joke of the Day

"Eleven: We're not allowed to wear spaghetti straps at school. The straps must be at least 2 inches wide. Six: Oh yeah, lasagna straps."

"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"So this guy is making a construction joke... But he's still working on it."

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"Hmmm... Should I be a TA or a ""Lady of the night""? ""If you wanted people to fuck you for money you could just continue being a TA. I get told I'm fucking people's lives all the time."""

"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."

"My girlfriend and I decided to make a sex tape. But I came too quickly so we made a Vine. (Saw something similar in a meme so I can't take the credit)"