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Joke of the Day
"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."
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"Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it"
"How does a blacksmith know you farted? He smelt it"
"""Man, I did so much shit today"" *throws away diaper"
"I introduced my girlfriend to my family today. My kids really liked her but my wife seemed mad."
"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."
"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"
"If you've seen me impatiently standing in line, then you've seen me dancing at a concert."
"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."
"Sorry I threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie"