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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: You're here to learn. Me: No bitch, I'm here because my mum wouldn't let me stay home."

"Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word"

"It's obvious that God doesn't hate gays; because if he did he would have made a plague or something to wipe them out."

"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If it had four, it would be a sedan."

"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"

"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."

"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"

"Jokes about German sausages... ...are the Wurst"

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."

"Communism is awful. It's just common cents."