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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: You're here to learn. Me: No bitch, I'm here because my mum wouldn't let me stay home."
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"Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the ""Black people like grape juice"" came from?)"
"If I was a transformer, I would turn into Megan Fox's vibrator"
"My lasagna just took a picture of me and posted it on Instagram"
"I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back. False alarm."
"FIFA Ethics Committee"
"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"
"Did you here about the female thief? I heard she was a mistake"
"What do poor people drink? Pover-tea."
"[speed dating] HER: So what do you- ME: How fast can you order a pizza? HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT"