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Joke of the Day

"What should you do with a burning Kotex? Throw it on the ground and tamp on it."

"Yes, Neil, everything sounds better when you have a great voice. That's how sound works."

"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"You can't change the past. But you can sit around in your underwear, dwelling on it and crying over what could have been."

"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"

"An american walks into InternetIsBeautiful. [Removed because he isn't an interactive solar system map]"

"What were Jeffery Dahmer's last words when confronted about social awkwardness leading to his crimes? ""If you can't eat them, boil them."""

"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."

"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."

"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."