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Joke of the Day

"Free hugs* * having me let go will cost $10"

"I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean."

"Why does the Egyptian god Ra own every Periodic Table? Because his name is on them."

"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."

"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"

"(First date) Me: Don't let her know you're a satanist Her: So what do you do for fun? Me: WHATEVER THE DARK LORD COMMANDS"

"What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists? The Spiders from Mars :("

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"

"Why did the blind jew got killed? because he could nazi"

"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."