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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig sneak attack? A Hambush."
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"When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide... We used the jumpers for goalposts."
"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."
"This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep."
"[battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that"
"What's the oldest trick in the book? The first one."
"If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill... Would it change its value to $15.60?"
"The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal."
"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""
"When someone says ""be honest"" what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible."