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Joke of the Day
"When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps."
Next Joke
"What is will? A little bitch"
"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"
"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."
"told my mum i wanted to get a tattoo in a disgusted manner she replied 'over my dead body!' i was like, 'well i was planning on getting it on mine, whilst breathing'"
"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."
"Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !"
"How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer? It's not there."
"Did you hear the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old!"
"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."