160922
Joke of the Day
"When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps."
Next Joke
"I celebrate 4/20 On 1/5 Simplify your fractions!"
"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"
"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"
"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""
"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."
"So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day."
"How much does a truck made of light weigh? Photons"
"*leaning seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Me: how much for the entire case? Donut shop clerk: ma'am, $8.99 a dozen"
"My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account."