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Joke of the Day
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim"
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"What do you call a group of women with small breasts An itty bitty titty committee"
"The minute I even contemplate wearing a white shirt, 11 jars of salsa fall from the sky and spill on it and then it catches on fire"
"Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video? Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up."
"[to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated."
"Eating a Clock I tried eating a clock once, I wouldn't do it again. It was very time consuming."
"Do you ever start writing a status and half way through you're just like... nah"
"A man was found dead eight years after committing suicide Sort of proves his point, doesn't it?"
"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."
"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."