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Joke of the Day

"Her: I think my IUD came loose and is floating around in there Me: C'mere, I drop my guitar pick in the sound hole all the time, no problem"

"Two Men Walk Into a Bar the third one ducks"

"Me: hope ur soccer team wins the great fork American: What Me: the good plate American: the super bowl Me: i knew it was a kitchen something"

"I'm not saying she's fat... ....But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them."

"What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger."

"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name. Try me!"

"Sometimes I keep Facebook open in two tabs to remind myself I'm worthless."

"What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !"