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Joke of the Day

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""

"Miss Piggy Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69, there's a frog in her throat"

"""First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO"" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish"

"Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA."

"What's a pedophile's favorite part about hockey? ...before the first period.( )"

"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"

"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."

"What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!"