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Joke of the Day

"Me: hope ur soccer team wins the great fork American: What Me: the good plate American: the super bowl Me: i knew it was a kitchen something"

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"How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife? You turn off the lights."
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"Before you criticize someone.. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question."
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