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Joke of the Day
"What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today? It's After Earth Day."
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"Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing."
"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."
"How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny."
"Me: ""Bless me father, it's been 13,505 days since my last confession."" Priest: ""You're off to a bad start."""
"During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation... I almost died in _Finding Nemo_"
"Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad."
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"
"I was driving along the other day when suddenly a deer ran out. I have no idea how it got in my car in the first place."