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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables? I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up."

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"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""
"What do they call fat chicks in France? American tourists!"
"*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *panics* OMG WHAT'S THAT NOISE? *son walks in with powered toothbrush* *buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* thank GOD."
"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."
"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines..."
"I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD."
"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."
"I saw a gay bar with the entrance boarded up, but it was open... Everyone goes in the back door anyway"
"How do you request another Mormon wife? Brigham Young"