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Joke of the Day
"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."
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"What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi."
"What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"
"""Well, congrats. You're a homeowner now. Any questions?"" ""Yeah. Sam put those glasses on eBay, why didn't the Decepticons just bid on em?"""
"How do you hide from imminent retribution? Karmaflage!"
"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."
"It smells like up-dog in here."
"My uncle told me he only had three days left to live. So to cheer him up I stabbed him in the jugular vein...   He didn't get it."
"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."