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Joke of the Day
"People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa."
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"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."
"I love how you changed ""Conclusions"" to ""Learnings"" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?"
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."
"Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest."
"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"
"What do you call a constable who is good at music? Copper."
"Have you heard my joke about construction? I'm still working on it"
"Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime? He wanted to have some stage presents."
"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"