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Joke of the Day
"People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa."
Next Joke
"Old enough -Mom I'm finally 15, can I have a boyfriend? -No. -Can I use high Heels? -No. -Can I use a mini skirt? -No. -But why? -Because you're a man, Bob."
"I lost my mood ring I really just don't know how to feel about it."
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."
"I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm's main server and deleting the 4 DUIs."
"My girlfriend was going to take my last name when we get married... but now we're changing it to Clinton so we can get away with anything we want"
"What is heavy forwards and not backwards? ton"
"Greek people must feel like a tampon. They live in one of the most beautiful places in the world, but at the worst period."
"Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops? Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms."