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Joke of the Day

"Two guys are talking in a bar... About their wives. The first man proudly tells the other '""My wife's an angel!"" to which the other man replies, ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""

"The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off."

"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"

"[NSFW] I know one woman who prefers uncut cocks... And that would be my mother, obviously."

"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."

"I just read a bumper sticker that said, ""Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you love Satan."" Sent from iPhone."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."

"What do you call a man who's on fire? Bernie."

"Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat."

"My dog did this i was going outside for 5 minutes and I told my dog not to poop in the house. When I came back, he had pooped in the house."