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Joke of the Day

"Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?"

"Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck? Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records."

"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"

"Coworker: I like working with you. I feel like I can really talk to you Me: I'm sorry I gave you that impression. That's not correct"

"What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do"

"The world isn't going to end tomorrow... It's not on my calendar."

"Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"