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Joke of the Day
"Some say my wife looks like Mel B. Unfortunately, the B stands for Brooks."
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"Why didn't the girl cross the street? She didn't have the balls"
"I hope Death is my father... because he'll never get me."
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"Don't be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"
"if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened"
"Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station? They were scared of sparks flying."
"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought 12, but the basements still dark."