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Joke of the Day
"Saw a man at Target with a foot-long ponytail. Didn't know what to do so I pulled the fire alarm."
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"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."
"What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed? Biodegradable."
"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."
"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."
"What are the consequences of smoking weed? The reefercussions"
"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."