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Joke of the Day
"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""
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"I asked a crow what its favourite Apple product was.. ""Caw!"""
"What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee? Urine trouble!"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice"
"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."
"I just don't get it...My wife's friends come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."
"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"
"[NSFW] A good crime sentence is... ...be made to fuck a ratchet"
"If you text ""Haiti"" to Pat Robertson's phone number, $10 will be deducted from his account and sent to Haiti."
"""I'm half black and I'm trying to decide who I want to have kids with. Do I want them to have every advantage in life, or be able to dance?"""