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Joke of the Day
"What did the dash say when he failed his exam? ""I underscored."""
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"I make apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"
"Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest? They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee."
"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"
"the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules"
"Me: I don't know how to ride a horse Whiskey: Yes you do"
"What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his viagra? ""The erection is rigged!"""
"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"
"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."
"Me: Help Universe: LOL"