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Joke of the Day

"Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)"

"When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other? Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side."

"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"

"If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the ""Special Weapons And Grenades"" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG"

"I don't always tell mom jokes But when i do, she laughs"

"KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb."

"(Kinda offensive joke) How do you get a black man to stop raping you? Call him daddy in the middle of it"

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space."

"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"

"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""