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Joke of the Day
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"
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"Anal intercourse is for assholes."
"Did you know there's a bird named after a dildo? The wood pecker."
"Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'"
"Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain... ...But the story goes downhill from there."
"*Makes bacon *Eats one piece *2 pieces *3 pieces *Eats all the bacon *Hides the evidence 9: Yummm! What's that smell? Me: Cereal"
"What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common? Turkey and grease"
"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
"Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo? Because 0 1 2"