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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend? Hey Messe"
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"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""
"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"
"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."
"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"
"How did Princess Aurora catch her prince? She became a sleeper agent"
"If you message me with thanks, please include what you're thanking me for. I've been counting my money and sniffing my fingers all morning."
"Why do they call chicken wings, chicken wings? Cuz they go flyin' out of your butt after you eat them!"
"I just realized the reason old people seem so angry is because we've ruined everything."
"How is the NFL like Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys suck!"