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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny."
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"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."
"I had a delicacy last night, young Wookie steak... ...it was a little Chewie."
"I've been reading a book on euthanasia... It's so good I can't put it down."
"What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it! (Joke from sikipedia)"
"Batman: Nobody will ever know the location of the bat cave! Iron Man: Here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll keep the door unlocked"
"Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam."
"My cattle ate my entire pot field. The steaks have never been higher."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane for a living? A pilot you fucking racist!"
"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."