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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit..."
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"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people living above me are furious."
"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists can't change anything."
"Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger... Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger in the bread shop. He was looking for foccacia in the rye."
"A genie granted me a wish, i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon.."
"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
"They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same"""
"I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish."
"When skinny girls say ""I'm so fat"" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree."