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"Unemployment jokes aren't funny They just don't work"

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"I'm not crying. I'm just watering my moustache."
"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex. Probably with the other sock."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"
"To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting ""*He will not divide us*"" after he got arrested yesterday? His buttcheeks."
"How do you make a man like 10 pounds of fat? Stick a nipple on it."
"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."
"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."
"- I'd like to make a reservation. - Name? - Matthew McConaughey. - Can you spell that for me? - No."