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Joke of the Day

"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex. Probably with the other sock."

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy. [read next comment]"

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."

"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."

"One night I dreamt that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."

"Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel."

"A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say ""Knock-Knock."" You Reply ""Who's There?"" See how long it takes for them to get it."

"MAMA Be quiet Freddie JUST KILLED A MAN As your lawyer I- PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD Just- PULLED THE TRIGGER- We plead guilty, Your Honor"

"You deplete me"