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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a man like 10 pounds of fat? Stick a nipple on it."
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"Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? Because they can't think straight."
"What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon."
"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"
"I got a black girlfriend now. I burned my hand on the stove."
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"
"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies"
"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"
"A 9 year old patient in the hospital i work at had to have his leg amputated. He asked the doctor ""will my leg ever grow back?"" The Doctor replied ""sorry Johnny, you only limb once"""