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Joke of the Day

"The worst reaction I ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets."

"Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake."

"I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm... I said,"" I like my logarithms like my women, all natural""."

"Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant? He was charged with won ton destruction ^^*cue* ^^*groan*"

"But were you called ""dream wife"" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see."

"We're hosting a charity event for the people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, do let me know."

"Pedophilia You grow into it."

"Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget? You're sure to get a little head"

"Why couldn't the potato get off the couch? Because it was baked."

"Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms."