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Joke of the Day

"Pedophilia You grow into it."

"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11"

"Here's how science works..,, if it's not your idea you think it's insane. Thank you, I'll be here all night! #science #joke"

"Now picture me using proper grammar Wronger"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."

"I hate all the political correctness in recent years. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"""

"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"

"Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt. Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?"

"How does a snail win a race? It runs against Hillary."

"What do you call a frozen terrorist? A isilcle"