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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget? You're sure to get a little head"

"airplane food whats up with that?"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come onto a boy's face until he's 13."

"Why did the Jews hate Jesus? Because he gave away salvation for free."

"Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door."

"What is the difference between an elevator and black people? And elevator can raise kids"

"Of course climate change is man-made. It's all been meticulously orchestrated by the Titanic survivors, seeking revenge on that iceberg."

"Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up.. ..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'"

"I was at a restaurant when I noticed my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slowly, because she obviously doesn't listen well."

"I dropped my electric toothbrush in the garbage disposal and accidentally co-produced a Skrillex album."