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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"
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"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur"
"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."
"Name your kid Basil and see what happens. BEST case scenario he spends hours a day updating Wikipedia."
"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."
"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos."
"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club I see a lot of new faces today"
"Dear Evolution, It's a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?"
"There is three rings in marriage... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering"