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Joke of the Day
"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"
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"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."
"I want a girlfriend with OCD, that way whenever I want to go home I can just say ""Are you sure you checked the stove before we left?"""
"Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD's everywhere."
"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"
"When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic... But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm Fantastic."
"A pig with wings walks into a bar. Stunned, the bartender says ""You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"""
"You're so dumb.. That if you fell into a pool full of titties, you would come out sucking your thumb."
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything"
"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."