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Joke of the Day
"What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve? They hit the town and blow a few bucks."
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"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? BOO-kakke"
"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"
"I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later."
"Why do dentists not watch an entire porn video? They only watch the oral parts."
"Why would anybody ask me anything when google exists?"
"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
"Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!"
"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"
"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."