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Joke of the Day

"What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve? They hit the town and blow a few bucks."

"Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm."

"Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals. -Sent from your iPhone"

"What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor."

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"

"What's it called when two retarded lesbians have sex? Sthaftey scthissors!"

"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Actually, I should probably stop masturbating at this point."

"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."

"romantic comedy about middle aged people playing tennis 40-love"