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Joke of the Day

"What was the smoking bee full of? Nicosting!"

"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"

"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."

"What do you put in an oragami gun? Paper clips."

"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."

"Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot!"

"If everyone walked around with their orgasm face, no one would ever get laid."

"What is the difference between a horse and a cabbage? I have never been hungry enough that I could eat a cabbage."

"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"