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Joke of the Day
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? BOO-kakke"
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"New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex."
"My plan if there is a draft: Put a coat on."
"I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents."
"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."
"My date asked me to tell her a Star Trek joke.... ...and I said ""Who do you think I am, CleVar Burton?"""
"My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices. So I said, ""Bae, leave."""
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""
"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"On Canada Day, I like to say ""HAPPY CANADA DAY!"" to people. But quietly. And from a distance. I don't want to be a bother."