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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend took me bra shopping It was an uplifting experience"
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"A feminist asked me how I view lesbians In HD was apparently not the correct answer."
"How do you know someone went to Harvard? They tell you."
"Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."
"What's the difference between an orange and Donald Trump Oranges have thick skin"
"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"
"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""
"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."
"What do you call a gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."