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Joke of the Day

"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."

"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"

"There's no better feeling than laying next to the person you love And they don't know you love them Or that you're in their house again"

"My grandfather died during the Holocaust. Fell right out of the guard tower."

"Two gay men walk into a church. And they walk out as a married couple :) congratulations America"

"I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille."

"Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan..."

"Premiering 2017. They never saw him coming. Sean Penn is The Retard Pope"

"""How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?"" ""It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."""