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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Rihanna tell her boyfriend jokes anymore? He always beats her to the punchline."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head"
"A man waiting for a heart transplant... ... says ""I only want the heart of a dead lawyer."" ""Why?"" asks the doctor. ""I want one that's never been used."""
"What was the Feminist's least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry."
"Why couldn't the philosopher make a living? He made no sense. I tried, I really did."
"A Man Got Into a Fight at a Strip Club He lost, but in the end he fought hard."
"[job int] ""Under skills u put 'not being afraid of pigeons'."" [nervously shifts in chair] ""That's right. Why? Do any pigeons work here?"""
"Probably too soon... But it looks like Peaches Geldof doesn't like Mondays, either."
"Wired: ""Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"" Amazon: ""We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"""
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"