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Joke of the Day
"Things I'm doing today * going to the gym * having sex * lying"
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"I tried a new strain of weed... I highly recommend it."
"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."
"I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap."
"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"
"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."
"I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator"
"What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong."
"I'd just like to say I called Katy Perry's popularity the first time I saw the ""I Kissed a Girl"" music video. Also, I am tone deaf."
"Writing with a dull pencil is pointless..."