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Joke of the Day
"1. Ice *check* 2. Ice *check* 3. Baby *calls 911* - Freezer Inspector -"
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"Nursing Problems As a Nurse, its my job to have patients - Oh the irony in how the 'patients' have absolutely no patience for me. My job is to save your ass..(colonoscopy etc.) Not Kiss It. :D"
"""If you approach a bear in the woods, lie down and play dead"" - brilliant rumor started by lazy bears"
"What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? Bombs"
"The US should rejoin Great Britain Its not like we mind Taxation without representation anymore."
"Your mom can deduct mouthwash and contraceptives as business expenses on her tax return. Because she's a ho."
"Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers"
"She ran her fingers through my hair and pulled hard. I wanted to ask her to do it harder - but probably inappropriate for the hair salon."
"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."
"I am not a fan of dad jokes. ""Hi, Notafanofdadjokes, I'm Dad."""