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Joke of the Day
"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"
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"After taking a bunch of 7-year-olds on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, I realized their favorite exhibit was ""Elevator Buttons."""
"""You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself"" ~ 5th Amendment, understood by nobody onTwitter."
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"What did your last slave die of? A perforated colon."