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Joke of the Day
"I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator"
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"Gangs should do drive-bys with t-shirt guns it'd be less violent & the shirt could say ""you suck"" so the target still gets the message"
"*eats one piece of lettuce* *checks for abs*"
"I love weighing myself after having a dump. It makes a shit load of difference."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino"
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it"
"What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink? A pink carnation."
"Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: ""Good morning Bill."""
"If you make fun of Rod Blagojavich's hair, there'll be hell toupee."