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Joke of the Day
"my cat: *hacking up a hairball* my german neighbor: holy shit that cat is talking"
Next Joke
"I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it"
"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."
"Most fucked up joke I ever heard (nsfw) The moment when you eat out your grandma, taste horse semen and think to yourself ""So this must be how she died""."
"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."
"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"
"Most household injuries are caused by saying ""whatever"" during an argument."
"A bit too dark possibly. The war in Vietnam started in 1955 and in 2015 The Charlie was finally massacred."
"i'm going to sell a drink called ""responsibly"" so after every liquor ad when they say ""drink responsibly"" hey free advertising boom i win"
"I have a voluntary version of Tourette's."